How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What is black and has no education A tire.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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