Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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