- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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