- Anti Joke

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.