- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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