Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Obama

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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