- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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