- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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