Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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