Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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