A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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