Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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