rent a cops

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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