What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

HELLO EVERYONE

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

I went to work today....

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Anti Joke

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