- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

people magazine

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Anyone can post anything.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

I love alchohol!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

People...

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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