What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mooses

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can you pass the soap?

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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