- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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