- Anti Joke

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.