What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

batman has diarrhea

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

the WNBA

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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