Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Roses are red.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

do you have a wife?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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