Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A fat guy!

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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