Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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A lot eh?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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