- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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