- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

2 black kids walk into school

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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