- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

womens rights

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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