How old are you? 7

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Bitch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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