Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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