- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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