Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Tony Romo

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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don't just stand there

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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