Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Caramel Boing.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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