- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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