What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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human centipede

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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