- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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