- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

The holocaust

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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