Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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