What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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