- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your blood type? Red.

you give like i give lomain

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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