What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

A fat guy!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

European on my shoes, buddy.

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