Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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