How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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