- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A woman walks into a bar.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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