What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Then none of us want to be right.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What's your blood type? Red.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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you give like i give lomain

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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