What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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