- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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