This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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A lot eh?

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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