Where's my tractor?

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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WNBA

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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