- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Puns are terrible. I love them.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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