Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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