Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Women's Rights

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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