- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Women's rights

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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