Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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