- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Oh s***

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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