- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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