- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

I C U P White stuff

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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