- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

A man walked into a bar owch

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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