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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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