What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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