Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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