- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

White NBA players.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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