What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Laugh.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Anti Joke

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