- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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