- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Granny porn!

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Caramel Boing.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

White NBA players.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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