- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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