"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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