- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

it's funny because it's funny

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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