Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

here's a joke... the american education society

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Chlamydia

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A fat guy!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Once upon a time, The end.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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