Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Justin's life

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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what are three short words? i a am

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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