what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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whats black and strange a paki

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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