A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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