- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

united we sit, cause we're fat

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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