Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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