- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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