what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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THE GAME

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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I am quite mature.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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