- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

FUCK YOU

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

America

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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