- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

j.p. is dumb

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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