- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Prostitution is bad.......

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Racial Equality

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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