- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

If you have a stroke, call 000

ask me if i am a tree. no.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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