- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

mikey is cute

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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