a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Caolan and Eamon

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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A gay man watches football.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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