how do you call someone? use a phone

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Women's rights

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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