- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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